Warning: Really bad jokes ahead! 😁
What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.
When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.