Warning: Really bad jokes ahead! 😁
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted
What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.
It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.
Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.
I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.