Warning: Really bad jokes ahead! 😁
Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.
What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.