Warning: Really bad jokes ahead! 😁
I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.
Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.
What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.