Warning: Really bad jokes ahead! 😁
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.
I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.
Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.