Warning: Really bad jokes ahead! 😁
What's the difference between a rooster and a crow? A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster.
It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"