Warning: Really bad jokes ahead! 😁
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”
It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.