Warning: Really bad jokes ahead! 😁
Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted
As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.
I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.