Warning: Really bad jokes ahead! 😁
It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!
New atoms frequently lose electrons when they fail to keep an ion them.
Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
Where does astronauts hangout after work? At the spacebar.