Warning: Really bad jokes ahead! 😁
Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.